Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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