WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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