Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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