Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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