This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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