my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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