I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we're so committed to being not committed
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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