I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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