the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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