Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Randomize
