my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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