omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
