I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just found a bag of teeth...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Enjoy the penises
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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