Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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