quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.