So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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