Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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