all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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