Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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