Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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