So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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