They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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