what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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