I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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