help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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