Can i not drive my cunt home
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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