Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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