I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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