I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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