just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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