he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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