So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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