So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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