I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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