You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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