I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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