I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
