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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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