Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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(214): View more from Texas

What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.

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(206): View more from Washington

The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

(425): View more from Washington

Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

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(562): View more from California

Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.

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(+61): View more from Australia

He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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(443): View more from Maryland

if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.

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