I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.