Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I skipped work to stalk him.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.