Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?