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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Genius.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (310): View more from California

  I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob

  (310): View more from California

  That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.

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