That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
