I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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