i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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