If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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