Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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