why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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