Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I want a musical about memes.
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