508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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