i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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