So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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