their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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