Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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