He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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