So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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