and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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